THIS IS REALLY ALL ABOUT MASTURBATION, GUYS. When we men jerk off, we grow bored very easily and move on to the next porn star or fetish. The only reason it sometimes takes me two hours to get off is because I spend one hour and fifty minutes researching for the perfect girl, the perfect scene. All this for 10-15 minutes of heaven.
But it’s…our heaven, guys.
Even with a zillion hot women in the world, sometimes we grow so bored and tired of the same material that we go on (what we believe to be) an epic quest to find the next hot woman to jerk the tears away. We crave new women in our fantasy lives. And often, our Rolodex, filled with our “go-to-chicks that can get the job done,” becomes stale.
Part of the fun with porn and whacking off is the research, the many hours spent browsing, trying to find that perfect girl or two. (Hey! Maybe if you’re luck they’re both in a scene together!) Porn stars allow us to have one-to-fifteen-to-thirty minutes of uninterrupted joy. This might be the only joy that some of us have in our miserable lives. (I mean, we are talking about “researching porn stars” right now; it doesn’t get worse than this.)
Because this is such hard work and I care so much about you guys… I took some of the dirty work out and created a list of 30 hot new porn stars. You don’t have the patience or time to research what new porn stars are out there (and that’s probably why you’re still beating off to Lisa Ann since 1993). I took the bullet for you folks and you’re welcome. The fine women in this list basically all debuted in 2013 with at least two scenes/movies to their name.
I wanted this list to be strictly newcomers to the biz. Everyone knows the biggest names in porn (and that includes the currently active top 100). And, no, Farrah Abraham is not included on this list. That said, feel free to hit up TSJ on twitter (@TSJ) with any suggestions, as I’m sure I missed some lovely ladies we’d all love to know. This a team effort. After all, it’s all about working together people so we can get to the good stuff and streamline the masturbation process (girlfriends and wives will thank us; our kids will appreciate us spending more time with them).
It’s time we refill the spank bank, men. (Porn stars listed alphabetically.)
1. Adriana Chechik
TWITTER: @adrianachechik
SPECIALITY: Slutty young energy
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Dirty Talkin’ Stepdaughters
STEAMING VIDEOS: Reality Kings
2. Alana Rains
TWITTER: @alanarainsxxx
SPECIALITY: Anal freak, man
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Anal Casting Calls 2
STEAMING VIDEOS: Mofos
3. Anita Bellini
SPECIALITY: Hungarian anal sweet tooth
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Fuck My Ass
STEAMING VIDEOS: Reality Kings
4. Belle Noire
TWITTER: @BelleNoirexxx
SPECIALITY: Round juicy butt
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Boffing the Babysitter 16
STEAMING VIDEOS: Reality Kings
5. Brooklyn Blue
TWITTER: @xBrooklyn_Bluex
SPECIALITY: British, big boob blonde
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Big Boob Orgy 4
STEAMING VIDEOS: Brazzers
6. Casey Stone
TWITTER: @caseystonexxx
SPECIALITY: Her green eyes
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Wanna Fuck My Daughter Gotta Fuck Me First 17
STEAMING VIDEOS: Mofos & Evil Angel (w/Jynx Maze)
7. Chloe Foster
TWITTER: @xChloeFosterx
SPECIALITY: Hot little number, not afraid of anal
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Exxxtra Small Chicks Fucking Huge Dicks 2
STEAMING VIDEOS: Mofos
8. Emily Austin
TWITTER: @EmilyAustinOC
SPECIALITY: Interracial lover
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Big Black Beef Stretches Little Pink Meat 9
STEAMING VIDEOS: Bang Bros
9. Emily Benjamins
TWITTER: @emilybenjamins
SPECIALITY: Puerto Rican hottie
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Mommy and Me #7
STEAMING VIDEOS: Reality Kings
10. Emma Leigh
TWITTER: @EMMA_LEIGH_XXX
SPECIALITY: Freckled, British curves
STEAMING VIDEOS: Brazzers
11. Felicia Clover
TWITTER: @FeliciaClover
SPECIALITY: BBW lovers
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Evil BBW Gold #3
STEAMING VIDEOS: Reality Kings
12. J Love
SPECIALITY: MILF’s popping curves will make your head explode
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Billy Glide Has a Big Dick
STEAMING VIDEOS: Reality Kings
13. Jasmine Rain
TWITTER: @JasmineRainxxx
SPECIALITY: Latina kitten
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Filthy Family 9
STEAMING VIDEOS: Brazzers
14. Jessica Robbin
TWITTER: @Jessicarobbinxx
SPECIALITY: Natural, hot mess of RED
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Red On the Head Fire in the Bed
STEAMING VIDEOS: Reality Kings
15. Karmen Karma
TWITTER: @KarmenKarma
SPECIALITY: A bit of a deepthroat queen
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Spandexxx
STEAMING VIDEOS: Bang Bros
16. Laela Pryce
TWITTER: @LaelaPryce
SPECIALITY: Kinky little babe
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Vags with Badges 2
STEAMING VIDEOS: Kink
17. Lolly Ink
TWITTER: @LollyInkxx
SPECIALITY: Inked, tanned and big-breasted
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Inked Angels
STEAMING VIDEOS: Brazzers
18. Luna Kitsuen
TWITTER: @LunaCKitsuen
SPECIALITY: Submissive sexy girl
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: White Teen Ass Virgins On Wheels
STEAMING VIDEOS: Kink
19. Luna Star
TWITTER: @cutelunastar
SPECIALITY: Cuban booty
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Look Dad, I’m in Porn 2
STEAMING VIDEOS: Mofos
20. Megan Salinas
TWITTER: @MeganSalinasxxx
SPECIALITY: Sexy latina
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Silver Foxes and Tight Young Boxes
STEAMING VIDEOS: Mofos
21. Natalie Moore
TWITTER: @NatalieMooreXXO
SPECIALITY: Big natuals
STEAMING VIDEOS: Reality Kings
22. Nikki Lavay
TWITTER: @NikkiLavay
SPECIALITY: Seems to love BJs
STEAMING VIDEOS: Bang Bros
23. Paige Delight
TWITTER: @PaigeDelightxxx
SPECIALITY: Scotland’s finest busty redhead
STEAMING VIDEOS: Brazzers
24. Presley Dawson
TWITTER: @PresDawsonxxx
SPECIALITY: Tiny cute teen with an apple heart…
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: The Seduction Of Raylene: An All Girl Gang Bang Fantasy
STEAMING VIDEOS: Reality Kings
25. Romi Rain
TWITTER: @Romi_Rain
SPECIALITY: Being smoking hot with a huge rack
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: American Cocksucking Sluts 3
STEAMING VIDEOS: Brazzers
26. Roxanne Rae
TWITTER: @roxannexxrae
SPECIALITY: Jerking dick
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Neighborhood Swingers 9
STEAMING VIDEOS: Reality Kings
27. Sadie Santana
TWITTER: @santana_sadie
SPECIALITY: Indian goddess
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Mothers Teaching Daughters How to Suck Cock 15
STEAMING VIDEOS: Fame Digital
28. Sammy Brooks
TWITTER: @SammyBrooks69
SPECIALITY: Super MILF (might be your aunt)
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Fuck My Mom and Me 19
STEAMING VIDEOS: Reality Kings
29. Savannah Fox
TWITTER: @BigBootyFoxxx
SPECIALITY: Bubble booty superfreak
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Don’t Tell My Wife I Assfucked the Babysitter 12
STEAMING VIDEOS: Brazzers
30. Simone Sonay
TWITTER: @SimoneSonay
SPECIALITY: This cougar loves kink
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: My Wife Caught Me Assfucking Her Mother 4
STEAMING VIDEOS: Kink
+1 for Extra Credit: Veronica Radke
TWITTER: @VeronicaRadxxx
SPECIALITY: Being the cutest damn thing you have ever seen
SELECTED DVD CREDIT: Teenage Rampage Nine
STEAMING VIDEOS: Reality Kings
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